Hello, attractive new follower on social media... by matt wolfe [cc]

When you get to be my age and you see someone new has followed you on social media, and they are extremely attractive, you completely and totally understand that it's actually some Russian guy trying to get access to your personal information or some Liberian lawyer trying to introduce you to his cousin, a Nigerian prince.

I just wish there was some way to just post a sign on a "door" for them to see that I've actually seen my bank account, and it's not actually worth even following me on social media to get access to...